Post by RALPHE on Feb 17, 2005 9:43:13 GMT 11
Taken from Side Swipe in the Herald..
Question and answer session with children about love and marriage.
Q: What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
A: I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, 9.
Q: How can you tell if 2 people are married?
A: You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derek, 8.
Q: How do you decide to marry?
A: You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, 10.
Q: How would you make a marriage work?
A: Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, 10.
;D
Question and answer session with children about love and marriage.
Q: What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
A: I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, 9.
Q: How can you tell if 2 people are married?
A: You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derek, 8.
Q: How do you decide to marry?
A: You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, 10.
Q: How would you make a marriage work?
A: Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, 10.
;D
