Post by RALPHE on Feb 22, 2005 15:42:29 GMT 11
#1 Pubes
"Worried I'd be bored on the bus into town to
go drinking with my mates, I took my nice new
300 quid mp3 player with me. It was only when
I got off the bus back home again I realised
"F**k, I had a bag didn't I?"
Contents of bag:
1 300 pound mp3 player
1 small bag of greenstuff
1 small bag of pubic hair, in a clear
plastic bag with a stamp and address label.
Guess which two items I never saw again and
which was carefully posted to me two weeks
later?" (tom wyatt)
#2 Best phone ever...
"Ages ago, when GSM mobiles were still pretty
new, I got a Nokia 1610. After owning the phone
for a couple of months (and hardly daring to
use it because of the ridiculous call costs) I
realised that I still hadn't received a bill:
Vodafone had lost my account on their system.
Two years later, I was still "renting" it for a
fiver a night to the Indian students next door.
Inevitably, getting into a boat, I leaned
forward, and with a sickening plop it
disappeared into the unsanitary depths. I spent
hours of wading about in the filthy water looking
for my magic mobile." (ilikewatchingtv)
#3 D'oh...
"I once found a 20 quid note on the floor of
a bar next to my feet... in my glee I treated
everyone to a round of lovely cocktails. Only
when I got home did I find that I had lost 20
pounds out of my wallet... Dammit." (Jospanna)
